What the...

A town wants to ban swearing in bars, table-dancing, drinking contests and profane music in order to keep rowdy crowds under control.

Hehe, shouldn't they target other things of these bars instead? They'll never pass a bill restricting what people can say, or the music they can play in private establishments, first amendment rights and everything. But really if you're talking about crowds you should higher more cops, or if you need something to let the cops cool things down, lower the maximum occupancy limit, or enforce stricter noise ordinances and enforce/put in laws against public drunkenness. Part of the bar scene is that it isn't some place you would take your kids, if you choose to move in next to a place that's known for it's bars, you have to realize it's noisy at night.