Ok ok, so I'm developing a thing for John Scalzi. He's good, not my fault. He has a few typo errors and such, but hey, I find typos everywhere, I say just blame his editor.
So here's his short story "Pluto Tells All". To be honest, I have Phil Collins issues too. He's a good drummer but using that as an excuse for being a good musician is like saying Bush makes me laugh so he's a good president.